Dear Doll Enthusiast, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Tuesday in denial for whatever it was we did. What we did was capricious, at best. But we think you’re crazy to make us justify who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us—in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a know-it-all…and a competitor…and a psychopath…a cheerleader…and a bitch. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Tommydoll Club.